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The fabulous cartwheeling Valerie Haight joins us today for a funny-ass trip down memory lane, all in celebratory anticipation of her novella Happenstance, which will be released December 23rd by Turquoise Morning Press. She tells an awesome story about her senior prom, which sounds like something straight out of a John Hughes film. I can totally see Molly Ringwald out there on the dance floor, thumbing her nose at the lame-ness of her fellow-students, superfloofy as all get-out.

Valerie Haight

Doyle High School, Livingston, LA, Class of ’94, currently: Administrative Assistant aka Proper Gopher and Author

Band and/or song that reminds you the most of high school: “Wonderwall” by Oasis. I drove a white ’89 Ford Festiva…I’ll wait while you snicker. It held 8 people if you count the runt tossed into the hatchback space. Yes, *nervous laugh* of course we obeyed seatbelt laws! Gas was 99 cents a gallon and we drove every inch of the Baton Rouge asphalt in that peppy lil baseball cap.

Band you hated that everyone else at school seemed to love: Pink Floyd. “Another Brick In The Wall”. “Hey! Teeeea-cher!” Grrrr! I still hate that song.

Best show or concert you saw in high school: Que the violins! I never attended a concert in high school. I did dance with myownself at senior prom to Spin Doctors “Two Princes”. I was a new senior. I hadn’t grown up with those kids and I was fairly certain I wouldn’t see most of them after graduation. (This was before Facebook, people.) We had this ROCKIN’ awesome live band and they were playing their hearts out to a ginormous, empty dance floor. What was a cartwheeling fool to do? I hopped out there and rocked out to the entire song! My dress was short, superfloofy and did most of the rockin’ for me. Me and that dress! We made memories that night.

Best high school make-out song: “Name” by Goo Goo Dolls. Best. Kiss. Ever. Sorry, where was I? Oh, right. Looking him up on Facebook. LOL.

Karen! Thanks so much for letting me participate in your high school questionnaire! This is so much fun and brought back some seriously funny…and devious memories!

Valerie’s debut novella, Happenstance, will be released December 23rd by Turquoise Morning Press. Look to her FB Author Page for info about that, as well as her short story Magnolia Brides in the TMP wedding anthology out June 2013. You can follow Valerie on Twitter @Valeriebrbr.

Fellow contributor to Felt Tips, the world’s first office-supply themed anthology (yes, really!), AmyBeth Inverness is my guest on RNRHS today. She has all sorts of memorable 80s moments to share with us, including the awesomely 80s song “Safety Dance” by Men Without Hats. Ah, to have been a fly on the wall during the band meeting when they thought up their band name. I mean, really. If any band name screams, “Being in a band should get us tons of chicks, but there’s no way it’s happening now,” it’s Men Without Hats. I’m sure someone (probably the drummer, but that’s pure conjecture on my part) quickly chimed in with, “We should put a court jester in our video. Just to seal the deal.”

AmyBeth Inverness
Longmont, Colorado, Class of ’89, currently: SciFi and Romance writer

Band and/or song that reminds you the most of high school: The first song that came to mind was Phil Collins’ “You Can’t Hurry Love”. This seemed to be my mantra throughout my teenage years as I never did manage to have a boyfriend. Well, there was one, when I was sixteen… he was a wonderful guy whom I broke up with (WTF was I thinking?) after just a few months. He and his boyfriend are now living happily ever after somewhere on the west coast.

Then another song came up on my 80’s list on the ipod. “Wild Wild West” by Escape Club. It was approaching number one on the charts right around Homecoming my senior year. I remember dancing so hard and for so long that, when this song came on I couldn’t resist dancing even more so I just fell to my knees and danced that way! They played the extended dance mix too, so the song was extra long.

Favorite piece of music memorabilia (poster, t-shirt, etc.) in high school: I didn’t have memorabilia, but I had albums. My parents had a large record player in the living room, and I could put a whole stack on. Of course, that meant playing side A of all the records, then physically turning the stack over and listening to all the B sides. When I turned 13, my “special” gift was a cassette player of my own. Not a boom box… just the simple tape recorder that’s a little smaller than a shoe box. I started with Men at Work’s “Down Under” and progressed to Hall and Oates, Amy Grant, and Phil Collins.

Of course, although records weren’t considered memorabilia at the time, they are now. I had a copy of “Safety Dance” by Men Without Hats on one of those mini vinyl records. I might still find that buried in a box somewhere!

Band that you hated that everyone else at school seemed to love: I used facebook last night to poll my old classmates. Everybody loved Michael Jackson, and so did I. It’s the harder rock that I didn’t like… I was very much a goody two shoes and I stuck to Fleetwood Mac (I actually named my daughter after one of their songs) and other softer stuff. Everybody else liked Bon Jovi and Mötley Crüe. I’ve gained an appreciation for the poetry of Iron Maiden, but I still can’t stand to actually listen to them.

I was more into movie and television stars than music idols. Although every other girl I knew thought Tom Cruise was the hottest man alive, I just didn’t get the appeal. He went to college in Boulder, Colorado, just twenty miles from my High School, which made the adoration even worse since it actually was possible for my friends to get a glimpse of him.

I had two big crushes. Ricky Schroder, who was and is very much the image of the “nice guy.” Then there was Christian Slater… no, I didn’t get into the whole Heathers thing or Pump Up the Volume. I fell in love with him when he was playing the shy and vulnerable guy in Untamed Heart and Bed of Roses. Whoops… it looks like I’m getting my college years confused with my High School years!

Best show or concert you saw in high school: I’m 41 years old and I can still count on one hand the number of professional concerts I’ve been to, and none of those were in High School. I did get to relive a little of my repressed youth after I met my husband and I finally got to go see a real band play at Fiddler’s Green in Denver. It was The Eagles’ Hell Freezes Over tour and it was fantastic. The only strange part was the odd smell coming from the people sitting in front of us, which my more-experienced soon-to-be-hubby quietly explained to me.

Incidentally, one of my High School classmates, Mark Trippensee, is now in an Eagles tribute band called The Long Run… as well as a Rush tribute band called Rush Archives.

If this was Classical High School instead of Rock and Roll High School, I could tell you about getting dressed up for the symphony, either going to see the city’s orchestra, or playing cello in my High School orchestra. Music was a huge part of my life then, but the famous names were Bach, Beethoven and Brahams. I was a huge Ork Dork, and I loved it!

Best high school make-out song: Honest to God, I never made out with anybody in High School. I kinda wish I had, but really never had the opportunity. Other girls remember fending off boys left and right, or saying “not yet” to boyfriends who wanted to go all the way. I didn’t even have a kiss until I was in college. But there were definitely songs that made me wish I had someone to make out with… Night Ranger’s “Sister Christian” and Journey’s “Open Arms.”

A writer by birth, a redhead by choice, and an outcast of Colorado by temporary necessity, AmyBeth Inverness is a prolific creator of Science Fiction and Romance. AmyBeth’s short story The Peanut Gallery Rebellion is in the America’s Next Author competition! Read it HERE, and if you like it, click VOTE. It does not require a log in to do so. You can find out more about AmyBeth at amybethinverness.com.

Today we have the triumphant return of Rock ‘n’ Roll High School. I’d love to say my brief hiatus was due to something really glamorous like a personal request from John Taylor to go on tour with Duran Duran or a super long hangover, but the reality is that I’ve been busy writing. I also recently traveled to OH to hang out with a ton of my fellow Ellora’s Cave authors at RomantiCon, which is where I met today’s RNRHS participant, the lovely and oh-so-cool Cindy Jacks. Cindy has a brand new book, Smuggler’s Blues, out now so be sure to check it out! Now on with the show…

Cindy Jacks

Quantico High School, Quantico, VA, 1991, Currently: Writer of smut! I always wanted to be a writer, I have volumes of journals from high school. Of course when I go back and read my early writing, I just cringe. Then, I have to resist the urge to burn them so when I’m dead they won’t surface…or you know, in case I run for public office. Ha! Yeah, right.

Band and/or song that reminds you the most of high school: Motley Crue, “Girls, Girls, Girls”. OMG, I was obsessed with 1980s pop-metal hair bands. At fourteen, I must’ve practiced my signature as Mrs. Nikki Sixx a thousand times…soooo embarassing.

Favorite piece of music memorabilia (poster, t-shirt, etc.) in high school: I still have my picture discs which are records with photos of the band on the vinyl. Yes, I’m old enough to have owned a record player, lol. I remember sitting through the songs that hadn’t been released on the radio, sometimes just because I was too lazy to get up and pick up the needle. Other times it was because I’d grown to like those songs. Once CDs came out, it was easier to skip though tracks. Now with the whole MP3 format, you don’t even have to buy songs you don’t know or don’t think you’ll like. It’s a totally different listening experience.

Band that you hated that everyone else at school seemed to love: Metallica! Sorry Metallica fans, but there are very few songs from them I liked and it all just sounded loud and crunchy, just people shouting into the mic. Of course the guys were always into Metallica, my high school boyfriend among them. I think the band speaks more the tension and anger teenage boys go through than they type of angst girls experience. For me, when I was down or upset, it was always The Cure or The Smiths.

Best show or concert you saw in high school: Nine Inch Nails. I saw them the 9:30 club in DC and it was unlike anything I’d ever seen. Trent Reznor was liquid sex wrapped in leather. I didn’t fully understand arousal until I saw Trent live.

Best high school make-out song: The Cure, “Pictures of You” though when I lost my virginity an oldies station was on the radio so Gladys Knight’s “Midnight Train to Georgia” always makes me tingly. But I have very fond memories of making out in the back of my boyfriend’s car–this old VW station wagon that he was forever fixing up but that never truly got repaired, lol–and Robert Smith crooning away over the sound system.

Thank you, Karen, for having me as your guest today and for letting take this trip down memory lane. It was really fun!

Cindy Jacks is a multi-published author of erotic romance. You can find Cindy at cindyjacks.com, on Twitter, or on the Ellora’s Cave site.